narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

cleowho:

Battlefield - season 26 - 1989

The Wedding of River Song - series 06 - 2011

Jeremy Renner: Events 2014 (requested by justjill)

thepoptartlord:

Sheldon explaining fandom life

aradia-in-the-tardis:

amandafiske:

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

THERE CAN ONLY BE   O N E 

sidnugget:

ugh-p3asants:

iphone420:

Yesterday was my grandparents 45th anniversary and my grandma was like “if I had killed him 20 years ago I would be out of jail by now” and that basically sums them up

Your grandma is 45?!

yeah she got married the day she was born 

cleowho:

"But it was a childish dream that made you a doctor."

Doctor Who - 1996

buffythedickslayer:

aka the episode with buffy in a wig as her natural hair

adilia-the-kouhai:

I never told you to treat me like a princess I want you to treat me like a dragon, cower in fear before me and get me expensive shiny things