Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a...– Terry Pratchett (Thief of Time)
When you're told to wait in the car by yourself...
The first ten minutes of "House"
homemadedarkmark: doodledood: paperwalls-: ielat | yourmindblown | parents text im crying uofhduoshsoiu it’s cos it’s true. AND I LOVE IT.
That awkward moment when you're playing with your...
roadnottraveled: Everyone’s looking at you like And you’re just like oh hell, i did this when i was getting contacts and i had to sit and wait but they gave me a pen to sign something with and the pen flung behind the doctor place and he to go get it for me.
When I die, put “I’ll be back shortly” on my...
damn you, alison sudol.
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO BLONDE. you have taken away my lily playby. -flail-
iamnotlostjustundiscovered & stuckinaturtleshell...
that dude followed me also and I also got this..erm..flooding of ‘chromasia started following you’ thingy. i figured it had happened to other people, because i went to their tumble and it’s just a bunch of photography. come to think of it, that’s probably why whoever spams a person with followings. you go “what the hell?!” and go to their blog and there you go!...
That awkward moment when your teacher comes near...
angelzfly: And you know that she’s trying to take a peek at your test paper: And you have to stop answering in case she sees your answer and thinks it’s stupid:
At Eve’s bridal shower, a drunk Peabody makes a toast. “To the best fucking...– Delia Peabody to Eve Dallas // Immortality In Death by JD Robb from the In Death Series (via finnickodairinhisunderwear)
Eve: “I was single a hell of a lot longer than I’ve been married. I never...– Eve Dallas and Delia Peabody // In Death Series by JD Robb (via finnickodairinhisunderwear)
Spell your full name without an...
robinn11: inserttumblrurlhere: ____ P____ oh okay. (via billie-joe) _ob__ _o_d___ right ____ _____ do______ …….. oh. DO DO DO DO
mandyfaye: We win 99% of all fights because we are mental terrorists.
jenuhhtheillest: “Everybody does this, everyone criticizes other people’s directions. [pretending to read directions] “Beside the red house” [looks up] that’s fuckin’ maroon you moron!”
The Eser Bunny: 30 Day Challenge: Day 5 (Brought... →
zacheser: q: 5 things that irritate you about the opposite sex. Hardly a question. More like a questionnaire. Let’s see….five things that irritate me… 1. The friend zone. I despise the notion of the friend zone. Sure, it keeps opium addicts and psychotics out of the picture (most of the time), but it… though i must say that i agree with a lot of this — i am a girl and therefore...
I’M YOUR WIFE. I’M THE ONLY WOMAN ALLOWED TO INSULT YOU AS MUCH AS I...– LILY EVANS TO JAMES POTTER
havefuninhogsmeade: AH, FUCK I’M SO EXCITED
When someone is trying to mouth something to you...
sammiye: all the effing time.
When people eat as loud as humanly possible.