January 2011
“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a...”
– Terry Pratchett (Thief of Time)
When you're told to wait in the car by yourself...
adanceforlove:
=))))))))))
The first ten minutes of "House"
homemadedarkmark:
doodledood:
paperwalls-:
ielat | yourmindblown | parents text
im crying uofhduoshsoiu
it’s cos it’s true. AND I LOVE IT.
That awkward moment when you're playing with your...
roadnottraveled:
Everyone’s looking at you like
And you’re just like
oh hell, i did this when i was getting contacts and i had to sit and wait but they gave me a pen to sign something with and the pen flung behind the doctor place and he to go get it for me.
When I die, put “I’ll be back shortly” on my...
bothhandsinherpants:
damn you, alison sudol.
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO BLONDE.
you have taken away my lily playby.
-flail-
iamnotlostjustundiscovered & stuckinaturtleshell...
that dude followed me also and I also got this..erm..flooding of ‘chromasia started following you’ thingy.
i figured it had happened to other people, because i went to their tumble and it’s just a bunch of photography. come to think of it, that’s probably why whoever spams a person with followings. you go “what the hell?!” and go to their blog and there you go!...
2 tags
That awkward moment when your teacher comes near...
angelzfly:
And you know that she’s trying to take a peek at your test paper:
And you have to stop answering in case she sees your answer and thinks it’s stupid:
“At Eve’s bridal shower, a drunk Peabody makes a toast.
“To the best fucking...”
– Delia Peabody to Eve Dallas // Immortality In Death by JD Robb from the In Death Series (via finnickodairinhisunderwear)
“Eve: “I was single a hell of a lot longer than I’ve been married. I never...”
– Eve Dallas and Delia Peabody // In Death Series by JD Robb (via finnickodairinhisunderwear)
Spell your full name without an...
robinn11:
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oh okay.
(via billie-joe)
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oh. DO DO DO DO
Dear women,
mandyfaye:
We win 99% of all fights because we are mental terrorists.
jenuhhtheillest:
“Everybody does this, everyone criticizes other people’s directions.
[pretending to read directions] “Beside the red house” [looks up] that’s fuckin’ maroon you moron!”
The Eser Bunny: 30 Day Challenge: Day 5 (Brought... →
zacheser:
q: 5 things that irritate you about the opposite sex.
Hardly a question. More like a questionnaire.
Let’s see….five things that irritate me…
1. The friend zone. I despise the notion of the friend zone. Sure, it keeps opium addicts and psychotics out of the picture (most of the time), but it…
though i must say that i agree with a lot of this — i am a girl and therefore...
“I’M YOUR WIFE. I’M THE ONLY WOMAN ALLOWED TO INSULT YOU AS MUCH AS I...”
– LILY EVANS TO JAMES POTTER
3 tags
Watchhavefuninhogsmeade:
AH, FUCK I’M SO EXCITED
1 tag
When someone is trying to mouth something to you...
sammiye:
all the effing time.
When people eat as loud as humanly possible.
cityofyourdreams:
