ghost-of-bambi: I know I said I’d update all of my multi-chapters but then I got this idea and it sat in my brain and said, “write me, Sarah, write me,” and so I had to and so here’s a little piece of it and don’t hate it and don’t hate me, please! Read More
“Do you like the name Potter?” He asked. “Yeah, it’s my favourite word.” I...– Last Christmas Party (via alwayswithakiss)
popcornmassacre: i found an image that accurately describes my drive and motivation in life
GOING TO THE LIBRARY
oh man tomorrow's sunday and april fools
oh god i’m slightly worried to go to church and youth group especially youth group it’s easy to trick kids than your entire congregation looooool oh god
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE. IT’S FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY’S BIRTHDAY
I’m in love with you, and I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple...– John Green, The Fault In Our Stars (via wallofbooks)
If you’re laughing and thinking this is so silly, expect to be crying in five...– Steven Moffat on S7 DW (x)
When people say they're going to start watching...
davidtennantgasm: donovanandandersonarecunts: deadlyjellybaby: norhythmthatsme: moriartini:
a haiku about making pasta
la-peque: god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
10 years from now when I'm married..
Son: Hey dad, how did you meet mum?
Dad: You don't want to know son..
Son: Please dad!
Dad: So I was at a signing and your mum came up to me and told me to sign a paper for her..
Son: Then what happened daddy!
Dad: It was a marriage certificate.
Many adults are put off when youngsters pose scientific questions. Children ask...– Carl Sagan (via br3nnando0o)
if my mom isn’t still angry with me i’m going to get my hair cut today and i’m basically going to give the lady (or man i dunno) leave to do what they wish with my hair because i love wearing it down but i haven’t been able to lately because it frizzes out, and i don’t know if that’s just because it’s gotten so long or if it’s because the layers...
What Female Disney Characters Might Look Like in...
ghost-of-bambi: theretardedginger: mystinkybutt: Ariel — the Little Mermaid Belle — Beauty and the Beast Princess Jasmine — Aladdin Snow White — Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Fa Mulan — Mulan Tiana — the Princess and the Frog Jane Porter — Tarzan Ursula — the Little Mermaid Esmeralda — the Hunchback of Notre Dame Megara — Hercules Rapunzel — Tangled ...
‘It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed...– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars (via bonkersforpotter)