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nucl3arw3ss3l: lyrratic: nucl3arw3ss3l: My mom is so mean to...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:02:45 -0400

lyrratic:

nucl3arw3ss3l:

My mom is so mean to me

your mom is AMAZING

She’s pretty good Im glad I decided to keep her

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:05:14 -0400

booksdirect: “Do you really need a new book?”

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:07:40 -0400

booksdirect:

“Do you really need a new book?”

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Mon, 20 May 2013 20:09:51 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 19:12:16 -0400

tyranitart: i struggle to believe garden eels are even real “is it….my birthday today!?” “yes!!!...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:14:45 -0400

tyranitart:

i struggle to believe garden eels are even real

“is it….my birthday today!?”

“yes!!! surprise!!!!!”

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Mon, 20 May 2013 17:17:27 -0400

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

sherloquent: so im like FUCK YOU FUCKING TWAT shit is that paparazzi act cool martin aaact...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:19:36 -0400

sherloquent:

so im like FUCK YOU FUCKING TWAT

shit is that paparazzi

act cool martin

aaact coooool

simsgonewrong: Bonehilda went to the karaoke bar across the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 15:22:05 -0400

simsgonewrong:

Bonehilda went to the karaoke bar across the road to train someone else’s dog

WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:27:02 -0400

uh????

heycassbutts: livefrompyongyang: I JUST WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:24:06 -0400

heycassbutts:

livefrompyongyang:

I JUST WENT DOWNSTAIRS TO THROW IN A QUICK LOAD OF LAUNDRY AND HAD THE LIVING PISS SCARED OUT OF ME WHEN I TURNED THE CORNER

how apeeling

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Mon, 20 May 2013 13:26:40 -0400

acetrainerghirahim: am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day cause when I tell...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:29:04 -0400

acetrainerghirahim:

am I the only person who doesn’t wash their hair every day

cause

when I tell people I don’t wash my hair every day they look at me like I’m some disgusting hobo

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Mon, 20 May 2013 11:32:04 -0400

humancentipeed: In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly...

Mon, 20 May 2013 10:33:59 -0400

humancentipeed:

In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.

Jeremy Renner hair appreciation post

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:36:25 -0400

Jeremy Renner hair appreciation post

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Mon, 20 May 2013 08:38:53 -0400

wallyspfister: c swish-and-flickyr: When he cuts himself...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:41:30 -0400

wallyspfister:

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swish-and-flickyr:

When he cuts himself shaving, he does half an hour on life forms he’s cleverer than.

#i can just see rose sitting on the bathroom counter as nine shaves #waiting for him to cut himself shaving because she knows he will eventually #and listening to his rants while smirking #and eventually he runs out of life forms because he goes on so much #so he just starts insulting cats #CATS DON’T HAVE TO SHAVE ROES #I’M A TIME LORD #WHY DO I HAVE TO SHAVE #I’M TOO CLEVER FOR THIS #my babies (via darvillains)

anxiouspineapples: here with you (james and lily)

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:43:25 -0400

anxiouspineapples:

here with you (james and lily)

manafromheaven: rifa: est1495: Gordon Ramsay…our favorite...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:45:52 -0400

manafromheaven:

rifa:

est1495:

Gordon Ramsay…our favorite angry chef

I love this man and this episode

WHAT EPISODE IS THIS I WANNA WATCH IT