l o l i text people pickup lines when i hear them.

this is obviously a good reason on why we should be texting buddies. XD

…… i’m mostly attracted to very dominate males who are tall and wide and brawny with deep scratchy voices and stubble and arrogance. isn’t this awkward?

i think this is awkward.

i mean not that i don’t find other people attractive and cute and adorable and shaggable but for a lifemate? i’m only really attracted to what i said.

and it’s awkward.

i have a little bump right above my belly button. it’s been there for over a year, probably closer to two by now. it’s from some night when i was freezing and i had my robe on and my stomach was sooooo itchy and it kind of hurt, but i ignored it and kept on the computer. then i went to pee and figured “oh let’s take at my stomach” while i was at it and so i’m standing there and i look down and there’s a spider on my chest so i freak out and brush it off but it doesn’t get off. it took me a minute to realize it was a tick and i tried to pull it off and i was so upset so i went back to the computer and i googled ticks and i spent a good twenty minutes literally freaking out to these people i roleplay with. and they were telling me horror stories so i called my mom and i was sobbing because i didn’t want lyme disease and she told me to talk to my grandpa so i went in and he called my uncle upstairs (the one who molested me) and i had to stand in the kitchen where the light was good and lift up my shirt high enough for him to pull the tick off with tweezers.

i didn’t get lyme disease but i still have a bump there from the tick. and i’ve only just recently gotten to the point where i don’t freak out a tiny bit before putting that robe on. xD

when i drink something i put my pinkie finger in the air.

i kid you not.

i’ve done this for literally years. ever since i watched that one spongebob episode and i decided i wanted to do that.

to fall asleep, i write and act out stories in my head.

i don’t understand people who don’t like romance novels. especially when their reason is all of the plots are the same. i will agree that most plots are overly used, but that’s a poor reason to nix an entire genre, especially when there are unique plots to choose from… not to mention that even when you’re reading the same plot, if it’s a good author, you shouldn’t be able to notice because the characters should you draw in despite that.

i’m really just wasting my time until i can go to college. i want to go to college so much because it signifies when i’ll finally be able to be on my own. plus it’ll mean i’ll be on my way to becoming a social worker and that’s lovely.

i’m a horrible sap for all things romantic. movies, books, songs. i believe this is because i’ve never been around a relationship like that growing up, and really i’m still not.

however i never watch scary movies i know they’ll scare so i don’t see the point. i’m already paranoid enough thanks to shows like criminal minds and CSI. and i also don’t see the point in watching movies that will make me cry. like moulin rouge and marley and me. so i’ve only seen those once and will probably never watch them again.

i experiment with my hair. a lot. from homemade conditioners/shampoos to hairstyles, i spend large amounts of time surfing the interwebz for random things to do to my hair.

so far the one thing i like BEST BEST BEST is this egg concoction. xD egg yolk, olive oil, and water and it makes your hair fucking amazingly soft and i love it now.

butyesi’mahairwhore.

don’t fucking drive and text.

i panic. and i get angry. and i threaten. and i get hysterical.

i don’t even know why, i’ve only ever been in one major car accident in my life and no one could ever figure out how my brother managed to flip the car completely over when there was no ice or anything. however he insists the ice just “melted” by the time the cops for there. that was so convincing.

but anyway it might just be because my brother is really the only person i drive with who texts while he drives, but he’s also a horrible driver anyway… like he swerves and goes wayyy too fast and i actually normally get physically sick when i drive with him.

so i think i just project the way i feel when he drives me onto whenever anyone is driving me around. so i judge people harshly by the way they drive.

when i smile everything goes to the left.

my smile is quirked to the left. i have small dimples but you can only see the one on the left side of my face because my smile doesn’t reach far enough on the right. xD

my left eyebrow rises. my face tilts in on the left.

however my nose also scrunches and my brow scrunches too depending on big my smile is / how hard i’m laughing.

my left eye also squishes a bit.

i know this because i study my face.

~hawkward~

MY FAVORITE COLOR IS NEON GREEN AND IF I SEE SOMETHING NEON GREEN IN A STORE I WILL MOST LIKELY WANT TO BUY IT EVEN IF IT’S SOMETHING RIDICULOUS THAT I DON’T NEED AND OR WANT.

like this container? i bought this gross plastic container and i have nothing to put in it but it’s neon green so i bought it so it’s just sitting, empty, on my dresser. xD

i like music that will weave a complete life story and/or romance within a single song and have it make sense. i love listening to music like that, and it’s generally country music. so judge me. xD

however not all songs like that are country so obviously i like other genres. but country mostly.

also i like musical music. starship, avpm, avps, joseph and the technicolor coat, cabaret.

i’m going to do a 100 facts thing about me.

they’re all going to be tagged all about me. o_o

this is my gift to all of you 440 followers.

ISN’T THIS A GREAT GIFT EVERYONE.

100 THINGS YOU DIDN’T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ME.