“idk”
no
i dk
there’s this guy across the street who’s doing somethign with a hose and he just shouted OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE at it this is the first time i’ve ever heard someone say that who wasn’t me or on the internet ahahaha
okay ya’ll i got my queue back to 130 instead of 97 i’m going to watch harry potter with my aunt now
she’s a gold mine
”but if he keeps that book can’t he defeat what’s his face!?!?!?!”
that’s my favorite so far
i’m babysitting and i don’t know what the fuck the kid turned on the tv but all the people are lego people and this old man with a beard and an accent just told this lady in a shop “we’re looking for a special tea…” and the old lady pointed him and got really angry and yelled “THEY’RE ALL SPECIAL YOU OLD FOOL!!!” at him
oh my god my mom just addressed me in that tone of voice that’s like “i’m so done with your shit and i am highly disappointed in you” but then all she said is i have letter from college in the car thanks for the heart attack mom.
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
60
he’s reached 100 total laps
he’s still going —
nope he collapsed after 61
so 101 total laps
yes good
now don’t get up
my niece is panting
and he’s not EVEN BREATHING HARD
he’s still hyped up jesus christ what was he FED
he’s doing more laps shrieking loudly what the actual what
he’s reached 50 this time around
plus the last 40
90
he’s “running out” of sugar
as he continues to run around
